The Brown Eyed Recluse

consulthedetective: Well he..

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:57:57 -0400

consulthedetective:

Well he..

caroleannford: koschei-the-ginger: Susan was a bad girl

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:43:50 -0400

caroleannford:

koschei-the-ginger:

Susan was a bad girl

everybodyloveswillie: Love comes in many sizes and shapes and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:43:16 -0400

everybodyloveswillie:

Love comes in many sizes and shapes and forms.

Here is what this lady says about her love for this cow, “Submitted by: Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

“This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”

From another friend. “I walk with the sacred cow every day for it’s part of living a life of sovereignty since I was a young girl. I always adored the cows. My grandmother loved owls, so they came with me too. My mother frogs and now bears. What you collect, you must embody, once you embody the energy you will not have the urge to collect things anymore and perhaps move on to another.”

petrole: une passion pour jeanne d’arc, stella tennant by...

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:41:48 -0400

petrole:

une passion pour jeanne d’arc, stella tennant by paolo roversi for vogue paris february 1994

peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling...

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:41:12 -0400

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

catbountry: pettankoprincess: dnotive: spoonwalking: Crazy...

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:40:05 -0400

catbountry:

pettankoprincess:

dnotive:

spoonwalking:

Crazy Amy’s Baking Company (by jaxamoto)

OH GOD WATCH THIS IF YOU’VE SEEN THE EPISODE OF KITCHEN NIGHTMARES SHE’S ON.

Oh my god it is TEN TIMES BETTER NOW

OH MY GOD THAT ENDING

I liked that ending.

letsjustgowiththis: dontmakepeopleintoheroes: bunny-booty: Alp...

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:36:34 -0400

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP

LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR

ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS

LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

flyingrotten: Sherlock’s nightmare. Shit happens.

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:16:59 -0400

flyingrotten:

Sherlock’s nightmare. Shit happens.

heyfunniest: morristibbs: im laghing so hard at this

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:21:19 -0400

heyfunniest:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment.

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:15:33 -0400

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

amplifiedattire: Robot(?) leggings by Balenciaga. [Source]

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:14:05 -0400

amplifiedattire:

Robot(?) leggings by Balenciaga. [Source]

the-absolute-funniest-posts: guceubcuesu: Should’ve stuck to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:03:45 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

guceubcuesu:

Should’ve stuck to the status quo

bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:01:43 -0400

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: greatleapingocelots: Ryan and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:00:30 -0400

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

greatleapingocelots:

Ryan and Colin throughout the years.

did-you-kno: Source

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:00:03 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

"So to say women are their own “worst critics” when it comes to beauty puts the blame on women for a..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:58:59 -0400

“So to say women are their own “worst critics” when it comes to beauty puts the blame on women for a beauty-obsessed, body-shaming and misogynistic world created and maintained largely by dudes.”

- Women Are Not Their Own Worst Beauty Critics

Miss Representation blog takes on the bs surrounding that Dove commercial and the implication that women are somehow the worst part of beauty culture.

(via drst)

This operates in the same way as woman-on-woman conflict or “cattiness”, for that matter. How often do you see dudes, called on their misogyny, try to deflect criticism with “well, women are shitty to each other, too”? Placing the blame on women for that competitiveness and such. Except, when you’re raised in a society that tells you from day 1 that women are icky and women suck and you quickly learn that the only way to make headway against that is to side with dudes against other women, and then the vast bulk of narratives around relationships between women depict at least *some* level of competition…what the hell else do you expect? We’re working within the rules y’all set, and then we’re to blame for following those rules?

Just like if women *aren’t* “our own worst critics” about beauty and appearance, we’re slobs, unloveable, unfuckable, useless, probably dykes, etc. Self-critical about your appearance? Vain and/or low self-esteem. Refuse to participate in culturally-mandated self-criticism around your appearance? You either don’t care enough to take care of yourself, or you’re just a stuck-up bitch, depending on how the situation plays out.

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Must be a day that ends in -y.

(via jadelyn)

internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:58:15 -0400

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:57:28 -0400

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

sandpuppeteer: shadowstep-of-bast: edgebug: I think that a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:40 -0400

sandpuppeteer:

shadowstep-of-bast:

edgebug:

I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.

Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.

NO NO I WON’T CRY I DON’T HAVE JARVIS FEELINGS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE GET ME A TISSUE

lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:54:43 -0400

lindsaur-gor:

There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.